humansofnewyork:

“I never married.”
“Why not?”
“Because you didn’t come along until today.”

haha! Cheeky. 

mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours:

The Simpsons house cutaway.

Yeah I’m gonna have to recreate this in Sims 3. 
Go on, judge me. 

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beccy-aquilina:

This song is GREAT.

yep, I hear it everyday at work, not sick of it yet. 

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I don’t really care for Kate Moss especially and but this is adorable. 

flozac:

the principal at my school made an announcement yesterday that the girls need to start covering up and then i found this in the hallway

(via harbingeroftragedy)

brrr brrr brrr

so good.