sevenpoints:

iidelirium:

captainragtag:

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!” MEN SHOUT

“NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!” WOMEN REPLY

(via sexular)

Someone buy me this, and then buy me all the clothes and scarves as well PLEASE. 

#Upstate  

how to give an awful handjob

listinthings:

  • be unaware of where the penis is
  • scream into the penis
  • use the back of your hand
  • slap the penis and call it “buddy”
  • condescend to the penis
  • set your hand on fire

espyy:

suicideblonde:

zip-down:

ugh there are no words to describe my love for joe dempsie

WHAT IS UP GENDRY.  GODDAMN.

HOLY. SHIT.

:O

(via fagsindubai)

Packing lunch is my favourite part of work/uni days!

#sad case  

somethingsomethinginmay:

So here are the source links.

FIRSTLY here is where I got Tony Abbott’s (LIBERAL/NATIONAL) list of policies 

HERE is section 18C of the racial discrimination act

Basically, we’re fucked. Welcome to Australian Politics.

YES.

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Title: Long Kiss Goodnight Artist: The Notorious B.I.G. 1,749 plays

woahhitsrachelxo:

Long Kiss Goodnight- Biggie

Long Kiss Goodnight is on! Fuckin yesssssssss!